Posts Tagged ‘michael strahan’

All-Star Jokes

2009/07/15
  boyles
In this photo: Herm Edwards, Directv box II, Directv box I , XBox 360, gorilla tape, bandaid for blister obtained on fourth of july due to too much walking , Reef Bottle Openers, www.facebook.com/matt4n
 
Matt Foran at 20:15 on 14 July
@  Boyles for the all star game. He has 2 tvs
 Matt Foran at 20:19 on 14 July
No “here we go St. Louis” intro for yadier Molina ?
 Matt Foran at 20:37 on 14 July
Michael Strahan is starring in a sitcom about a recently retired NFL player named Michael.
Either this pilot is written by Charlie Kauffman or it should never have been greenlit I did think it was admirable/interesting that they had a handicap actor, you don’t see many main characters in a wheel chair on TV, let alone sitcoms.
 Matt Foran at 20:39 on 14 July
Stan Musial, this year’s obligatory OAP driven around field in a golf cart. What a moment. Stan’s wearing sandles with black socks.
 Matt Foran at 20:40 on 14 July
Obama’s in a SOX jacket and jeans, Brooks Boyer is a crafty fellow.
 Matt Foran at 21:06 on 14 July
Boyle “Roy Halladay should get rocked on purpose, since he’s probably going to end up on a National League World Series contender.”
 Matt Foran at 21:19 on 14 July
they said 44 would be in booth between the 3rd-5th inning. It’s the bottom of the 2nd…staying one step ahead of the terrorists
 Matt Foran at 21:19 on 14 July
he did throw that like a girl/barry zito
 Matt Foran at 21:21 on 14 July
“Every team has a chance this year… except the Nationals”
 Matt Foran at 21:35 on 14 July
New Taco Bell pina colada…for those who already have the tequila
 Matt Foran at 21:36 on 14 July
Iphone commercial: I would never tell my phone to “play songs by jack johnson” and if I did he probably wouldn’t listen. because he’s an itunes genius.
 Matt Foran at 21:45 on 14 July
I guess rum goes in a pina colada, not tequila.
 Matt Foran at 21:56 on 14 July
Funny people seems like much more than the 3rd apatow directed movie.
 Matt Foran at 21:59 on 14 July
 USps should rebrand to netflix delivery men.
 Matt Foran at 22:35 on 14 July
Bob dylan’s son directed the pepsi “forever young” video, so at least it was nepotism on top of selling out.
Matt Foran at 23:08 on 14 July
Ryan Howard just didn’t love his hometown enough.

Really Mike?

2008/09/25


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