John Riggins takes the Washington Redskins front office to the woodshed. You can follow him on twitter, @riggo44
The wrecked em/rectum joke did not originate with Farley (listen to clip from Blacksheep). It is actually very old, with many variations, but the basic structure is as follows:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Student: Terrible. A car hit my dog, right in the ass!
Teacher: Rectum.
Student: Wrecked ‘em? Damn near killed ‘em!
MLF316: PK wrote this morning in MMQB pretty much verbatim what i said yesterday to mike gerome re: Limbaugh.
BJMB919: i think there’s only 1 thing you can do…
BJMB919: go to CVS and pick up some Great Looking Grey
BJMB919: and skunk yourself
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/10/19/week6/4.html
TEN THINGS I THINK I THINK:
5. I think we’ve all heard just about enough on Rush Limbaugh‘s failed part-ownership bid, and I don’t have much to add. Except this: Yes, I feel sure he would have gotten rejected had he advanced further down the ownership line, because he would be the kind of distraction the league doesn’t want. It might not be fair, but if Limbaugh got the team and kept broadcasting (I’m sure he would), what would stop beat guys for the Rams from monitoring his show, then going into the locker room and asking players, “Hey, your owner just said he hopes the president fails. What do you think of that?” Maybe it wouldn’t happen that way. And it certainly isn’t fair that a man’s public politics may well have kept him from owning a team. But Limbaugh would have been a living, breathing, daily distraction, and that’s something the NFL wasn’t going to have.
MLF316: What were you talking to Hugh Jackman about in that picture? BJMB919: Just asked him about Wolverine vs. Superman...he said Wolverine would be pretty much unbeatable in hand to hand combat against any superhero. But he could be vulnerable from long distance
VANITY FAIR: The strife in Ledger’s personal life coincided with the Parnassus shoot, but rather than distract him from his work Gilliam believes it helped him concentrate on the task at hand, he tells Biskind. Ledger appeared one day on set “clearly bloody sick,” Gilliam says. The doctor told him it was the beginning of pneumonia and that he ought to take antibiotics and go home and rest. According to Gilliam, Ledger said, “No way. I’m not going to go home, because I can’t sleep, and I’ll be just thinking about the situation. I’d rather stay here and work.”
Although “he would arrive in the morning completely knackered,” Gilliam says, “by the end of the day he was beaming, glowing with energy. It was like everything was put into the work, because that was the joy; that’s what he loved to do. The words were just pouring out. It was like he was channeling.”
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/06/why-was-heath-ledger-so.html
In case youtube takes this down, its video of Dre Bly returning an interception, down 25 points in the 3rd quarter, high stepping with his hand behind his head, before getting stripped from behind on his own 35 yard line.
My second caption option was “Loyola Ramblers” but that’s more of a regional joke. 
Ill Die about 1 Year ago (I've gotten better since then)
4111 Don't Let Me Down > Lost Highway > Take a Look at My Life > Back and Forth on the Metro North > Theologians > Wilco(the song)> Exit Music> 123 you and me April Fools about 4 days ago.
"If, from all the studies scholars have done on creativity, we could draw a composite portrait of a creative person, it would be a caricature, not a profile.
We found them early developing a keen sensitivity to experience. Like all of us their first encounters with the world are made up of original discoveries and invention, but long into life, they retain the capacity for childlike wonder.
With every experience they reinvent themselves. Travel becomes especially a way for the child in them to roam disguised as adults.
What's important to them is what they think of themselves, so they're unconventional, often discontented, not always virtuous, and they have a hard time explaining themselves. They work hard, and day and night are the same to them: no more time-bound are they than their imagination is earth-bound. They take risks and are either lucky or bold enough to seize chance when it appears. But almost always, at some crucial moment in their lives, someone else reaches out and says: 'Here...take my hand.'" Bill Moyers
"Analyzing for Stabilization Time Remaining : About 4 minutes"
Cats Can Cross America in a Minor Key about 2 days agoAnother song Bob wrote about Suze Rotolo.
4 incomplete songs about a week ago: 1. Cats <3 Comps 2.As the Winter Recedes 3. How to make money as an artist, and 4. JFK song.
When the first third starts to end and you start to look around at all your friends and see a whole lot of disfunction, ask yourself "Are they having fun? Am I having fun" Watch good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people. All we can do is laugh at everyone, sit in the sun and die. But when I see your face again, I will not sit in place again. Just laugh at everyone. What else do I have for that song? Does he like me? Does she like me? Is he like me. You think we might be more than just friends. Just laugh at everyone. I don't need your person to say " I don't need your permission" I don't need your permission or your disfunction to say You married the wrong wife you're living the wrong life. I'm talking to you. Yea you. When I see her face again I will not sit in place again. Just make fun of everyone, be a good son and die. I think we might be more than just friends. HAHAHAHAHAHAH the1st3rd about 2 days ago
god is a concept by which we measure our pain I don't believe in magic I don't believe in Jesus I don't believe in Bible I don't believe in Obama I don't believe in movies I don't believe in lennon I don't believe in mccartney I don't believe in TV I don't believe in parents I don't believe in holidays I don't believe in America I don't believe in countries I just believe in me that's reality god about 3 hours ago.
like the wind, you can't see it, but when it passes the trees bend, and that's what we do
Well we are singing "Why would you kill an artist?" about 30 years ago
w/ a little help from my friends 4 months ago about 34 years ago
lennon song 1 day ago about 30 years ago.
unlikely japan 1 day ago about 69 years ago
"Though my face has changed, the name's the same as it ever was" popped in my head and then I pressed record. Everything else was improvised. A Classic Would You Rather Blunder About 7 hours ago.
4 the woman I met last night 1 day ago.
1 AM trying 2 break your <3 4 days ago
Another cover of Knock Yourself Out 5 frets up (featuring Lavender Hour as background noise) About 1 day ago
Sorry, I wont be able to make it to your destination wedding.Motion Pictures (4 Joe) about 5 days ago
Cat1 tried to stop me from recording this great Christmas song for children off the top of my head: xmasblues(why are we lying to our children?) About 15 hours ago
Around the 5:53 mark of this video, and in the still frame below, I notice my own reflection in the glass facade at UCONN (Stamford) and have what can only be described as an out of body experience, where I watched myself for the rest of the song. About 4 days ago, practicing 4 3/16. MARCH16Practice1
About 1 hour ago after a phone call about not coming "home" 4 xmas. ifacatcanxUSA
About 14 hours ago while watching the movie "Who is Harry Nilsson (and why is everyone talking about him?" leyleidylay444
About 17 hours ago I made up the words as I went along to this chord sequence that's been in my head while watching in treatment. The end of the song is Ash trying to meet up for Thanksgiving dinner at an Indian restaurant followed by some crows outside my window who were determined to make their way into the recording. thewaiting1
This one goes out to Dick Cheney... matters of war
...and this one's 4 W: lets arrest georgew
Knock yourself out
"He begins by singing to comfort someone else finds himself weighing his own feelings in the process. If the song is about self-worth and self-consolation in the face of hardship, the vocal performance itself conveys much of the journey...and finally, in the repeated refrains that nurture his own approbation, he comes to believe in himself." Hey Matt (Hey Jude at 120 BPM)
This one goes out to George W. Bush too. (I'm allowed to dedicate more than 1 song to a person. working class hero my f---ing brother Matt
The harvest moon is themoon at or about the period of fullness that is nearest to the autumnal equinox.
This one goes out to the Chilean Miners <33 of gold http://matt4n.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/33-of-gold.mp3
The Nostrils and the Damage Done Art 21
She appeared in his dream (Hummingbird 9/12)
Waitin 4 a Hurricane (Hurricane Earl Medley)http://matt4n.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/waitin4ahurricane-hurricane-earl-medley.mp3
when x r tough 2 (and times are rough)
Created January 25, 2010 12:09 PM Modified August 18, 2010 2:31 PMnice to meet you 2 (walt/waltz) 12510
Salesman is a 1969 direct cinema documentary that follows 4 salesmen as they travel across the country trying to sell expensive Bibles door-to-door in low-income neighborhoods. theme for Wednesday august 25 2
I've almost died 4x Matt Foran's 4th Near Death Experience8.24.10
Jtown Massacre821.10
Next Year let's make it different (MASSACREOF1983)81710
This song slipped off the top my head, I make up the words as I go along. andthemoonslippedoutmymind.mp381610
http://matt4n.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/when-the-end-of-my-life-comes-all-i-will-hope-people-will-say-oh-he-was-a-lawyer.mp3
stam4dnonemergency 7410
nelsoncall 7410
matt4n.com theme (1234) 6110
bm a e with intro
g loop
bm-a loop
I was never good at all these things
everything that rises must fall
honest abe
according to my records
digerido2
em7 fast track
onaleathercouch 42110
a d at the 7th fret
ido2
twasmarch16th&ididntherefromu(31608)
youre dead where you are(3108)
it’s a new year (howd he do)
it’s a banjo tuning (61708)
listen to with headphones
when-things-start-to-fall-apart-in-a-scary-drunken-way
Covering wilco's war on war mashed up with audio from war made easy. war on war made easy
imagine43110
theunderdog
my-sweet-lordsbuddha-vishnu-dalai-lama-jesus-christ-dionysus-odysseus.mp3
exitmusic4afilmin2tackyentrancemusic.mp3
the xra Δing
(somisunderstood((wilco)theband))
call-you-on-sunday-morning-mothers-day
thislandwasmade4uandme.mp3
ashesofamerican-flagsjt
Slackers:
lennon-song
goodxpt2
john-lennon-interview-1969
ebertfestsynechdocheQandA
retainer retainer
fantastic mr fox
sky blue sky to me
greenwich village blues
the blood
chronicles of the sweet life
