Archive for October, 2009

Cold Open (deleted scene)

2009/10/26

TEXT:
In hindsight I probably made the text in this video too small (then i wrote “so i guess sometimes hindsight is more like 80/20.” But just now I googled 80/20 vision to make sure and was surprised to learn that 80/20 is actually super-perfect sight, which is the opposite of what I was trying to say.)
The text you see in the clip is an 11/12 point mix of courier and courier new, when in hindsight, it should have been more like 20/21. The y are an excerpt from the press release on Josh’s near drowning in 2006. I tried to make the text mimic the bass line in the MUSIC:
I tuned the 6th string on my electric guitar way down, so it was the tonal equivalent of a bass, and began playing 4 descending notes on the 6th string, if I remember correctly, from the 10th fret down to the 7th fret, then tapped my guitar looping pedal so that riff would keep playing, and played the same notes in reverse, the 7th fret going up to the 10th, on top of the first bass line.
So one bass line ascends while the other descends, they cross paths mid phrase, but never actually meet at the same fret (i.e. 10-7, 9-8, 8-9,7-10). It gives the impression of movement, but not up or down, which is why it sounds so creepy.

With those two bass lines playing, I improvised those licks, in whatever key I determined the song to be in at the time, which was months before shooting Barstool Blues. After I recorded the loop into my computer, I saved it as “A Drunken Drowning,” but I didn’t know what I would ever use it for. From start to finish the whole song was done in less than 5 minutes. I wish it was always that easy.

Good Samaritan Rescues Fellow Boater

U.S. Coast Guard | May 23, 2006
New Haven, CT. – A Good Samaritan rescued a boater after his 16-foot sailing vessel capsized near Bridgeport.

Josh Anns, 22, a Fairfield resident, attempted to swim to shore after he was unable to right his vessel after it capsized.  Denis Hazba, a Bridgeport native, was on his own boat nearby when he noticed the overturned vessel.  Hazba made a distress call via Marine band radio to the Coast Guardat 6:10 p.m. after briefly looking for the operator of the overturned vessel in the surrounding water.  Hazba then turned down his radio in an attempt to listen for the victim.  He soon heard a voice and spotted the victim within seconds.  Hazba safely brought Anns aboard his boat.  Anns immediately hugged his rescuer before he collapsed from exhaustion.  Hazba wrapped him in a blanket and began to administer first aid.

A rescue crew from Station New Haven was immediately diverted when the distress call was made arriving on scene within five minutes, just after Anns was pulled from the water.  The crew transferred him to their rescue boat and continued administering first aid.  He was rushed to the Bridgeport ferry pier where emergency medical personnel were waiting.  Anns was taken to Saint Vincent’s Medical Center in Bridgeport in stable condition.

Fortunately, Anns was wearing a lifejacket at the time of the accident.  Lifejackets often are the difference between life and death during boating accidents.  Statistics indicate that eight out of ten persons who die in a boating accident were not wearing a lifejacket.  The Coast Guard urges all boaters to wear a lifejacket and file a float plan.

Copyright 2006 U.S. Coast Guard. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Introduction

2009/10/26

“Flannery O’Connor appeared in Iowa City in September 1945, fresh from Millegeville, Georgia, bearing a fifteen-pound muskrat coat and a talent of proportionate weight, balanced by a steely will, not only to brave the Iowa snows far from her native mild southern air, but to endure the long, cold process of pushing that talent to its outermost limits.

She took a cooler view of her abilities at that time, remarking years afterward that if she had known how bad her early stories were, she would have stopped writing altogether. An exaggeration, I think, but she knew that if she was to write at all she wanted to write, as she said, ‘as well as I can, or a little better.’ Now she turned all her energies and intelligence to this end. “
-Sally Fitzgerald

Flannery O'Connor wearing her muskrat fur coat during the winter in Iowa City while attending the University of Iowa's Writer's Workshop.

Sunday Afternoon Quarterback

2009/10/25


Giants TE Kevin Boss was Mark Schlereth’s sleeper pick of this year’s fantasy draft. So far in 2009, Boss has 11 catches for 161 yards and 0 TD’s. Since Sean Sailsbury was fired from ESPN last year (after allegedly showing a cell phone picture of his penis to a woman), Mark Schlereth is now widely considered the worst commentator at the network. As an offensive lineman on the late 90s Broncos SB Teams, Schlereth was regarded as the dirtiest player (literally and figuratively)on the dirtiest line in NFL history. Known in his playing days as “Stink” Schlereth (because he used to piss in his pants during games), he also stars as Detective Roc Hoover (a name he chose) on the the soap opera “A guiding light.”

Week VII – 1PM games:

The RedZone Channel makes traditional NFL broadcasts look so antiquated. Andrew Siciliano , RedZone commentator, has his tongue in his cheek as he cuts in and out of games. “Uh Yeah we showed you that 10 minutes ago” He corrects the announcers when they say something stupid. Keep in mind he has to do research for every game and those announcers only have to do one game. It is really how football is meant to be watched, once you go Red you cant go back.

Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie had a holding penalty that not only negated a 35 yard pass, but involved throwing the DE into his quarterback Brett Favre’s knees. The week before Favre’s return to Green Bay.

On Percy Harvin’s KO return an official gets KO’D.

Did a little bit of research on why Brad Childress doesn’t wear the Motorola headset: http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/55956672.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiU9PmP:QiUiacyKUnciatkEP7DhUr
But I still think it’s something to do with their press conference backdrop sponsor Samsung.

A LOT of empty seats at Arrowhead, even though it’s presumably sold out. Probably a combination of the rain, the Chiefs throwback uniforms which have the state of Texas on their helmet, and the Chiefs suck . Their kicker is also named Ryan Succop.

Siciliano: “Even Jim Zorn thinks Eric Mangini is in trouble.”
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4:15 games
I am not ashamed that I owned a Cedric Benson bears jersey, and stuck with him until the end. Even after he got a DUI less than a month after his BUI, i said “those austin cops are out to get him!” I’d still take him over Matt Forte, although the fact our names’ share so many letters makes it a tough choice.

In college I would not dare enter a sports bar on Sunday without a Bears jersey on. But now I have no urge to show everyone around me who Im rooting for, no offense: http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kcdwqsrdfy–It-looks-good-on-you-thoughCaddyshack-Rodney-Dangerfield-Al-Czervik-

“Love is a battle field” is playing when I make eye contact with a waitress, either jersey trash or mass hole, w heavy mascarad eyes and a pink, girls-fitting Tom Brady jersey.

Dan Dierdorf prefaces his name “the Great” Al Davis as they cut to a long distance shot of Al Davis in the owners box looking like an older Mr. Burns.
CBS flashes Jamarcus Russell’s 1st qtr stats on the TV screen at Bobby V’s: 5-9, 2ints 1 lost fumble. White guy shouts to black guy in a raiders hoodie sitting across from him at the bar: “it’s not a race thing it’s a weight thing: He’s too fat!” it sounded pretty racist.

If Darren Sharper’s interception can’t lift the people of New Orleans out of their post-Katrina malaise, Im afraid they’re sunk. 44 minutes ago

And Albert Pujols was getting tired of the steroid questions
Source: McGwire to be STL hitting coach… could be the worst PR move in MLB history.

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: Jake Delhome and Steve Martin have the exact same body language.

Don’t all the wireless providers/manufacturers doing apple rip-off commercials realize it doesn’t matter if it’s overt or subvert, in the end they are giving iPhone free commercials? In the past half hour, Ive seen tmobile, verizon, and sprint running spots that either reference the iPhone directly or are shot in front of the white backdrop. More than anything, i think it is the lack of creativity in advertising agencies that gave birth to the DVR.

RT @ProFootballTalk: Ron Turner deserves plenty of blame for Bears’ struggles http://is.gd/4BphW

Barstool Blues

2009/10/22


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lakehausvideoemailBelow is a menu from Spanky’s where we had breakfast the morning of August 22nd. We actually sat next to Josh’s Grandfather in the diner (who has a cameo at 3:40 into the movie) but we didn’t know it until I went back to the restaurant to retrieve my forgotten wallet. There was George Anns, Sr. sitting at the table right next to where we had been seated. George had remembered me from the year before, we chatted briefly, and then I grabbed this menu to cover my head in the pouring rain.
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Below are drawings from last year’s trip to Wallenpaupack, from my 2008 “Aw, Gus” Album on Facebook. I had just bought Neil Young’s Heart of Gold DVD in August and was watching it on the way down. What I see from looking at these sketches are the seeds of the shots and sounds of the Barstool Blues video. Though I didn’t realize it until now, they turned out to be a storyboard a year in advance…it’s amazing how things come back around.

Whatever Happened to Crazy

2009/10/21

Brooke Hundley

“I was first contacted by riotgirr4life aprroximately three weeeks ago.  Her first statement to me said that she had overheard my mother telling someone at my brother’s baseball game that my dad really likes someone at work and is probably going to move out and if I needed to talk to someone she would be willing to listen.”

STATEMENT FROM THEIR TEENAGE SON

STATEMENT FROM STEVE PHILLIPS

LETTER: MISTRESS TO THE WIFE

22-year-old ESPN employee Brooke Hundley, who had sex three times with ESPN’s Steve Phillips, who was still married at the time, wrote this Oct. 5 message currently on her Facebook account: “David Letterman yet another dirtbag with no morals on television surprise surprise….Jimmy Kimmel’s better anyhow.”

Pat, Can I Buy a Bowel?

2009/10/20

Pretty wild game last night…

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