Giants TE Kevin Boss was Mark Schlereth’s sleeper pick of this year’s fantasy draft. So far in 2009, Boss has 11 catches for 161 yards and 0 TD’s. Since Sean Sailsbury was fired from ESPN last year (after allegedly showing a cell phone picture of his penis to a woman), Mark Schlereth is now widely considered the worst commentator at the network. As an offensive lineman on the late 90s Broncos SB Teams, Schlereth was regarded as the dirtiest player (literally and figuratively)on the dirtiest line in NFL history. Known in his playing days as “Stink” Schlereth (because he used to piss in his pants during games), he also stars as Detective Roc Hoover (a name he chose) on the the soap opera “A guiding light.”
Week VII – 1PM games:
The RedZone Channel makes traditional NFL broadcasts look so antiquated. Andrew Siciliano , RedZone commentator, has his tongue in his cheek as he cuts in and out of games. “Uh Yeah we showed you that 10 minutes ago” He corrects the announcers when they say something stupid. Keep in mind he has to do research for every game and those announcers only have to do one game. It is really how football is meant to be watched, once you go Red you cant go back.
Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie had a holding penalty that not only negated a 35 yard pass, but involved throwing the DE into his quarterback Brett Favre’s knees. The week before Favre’s return to Green Bay.
On Percy Harvin’s KO return an official gets KO’D.
Did a little bit of research on why Brad Childress doesn’t wear the Motorola headset: http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/55956672.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiU9PmP:QiUiacyKUnciatkEP7DhUr
But I still think it’s something to do with their press conference backdrop sponsor Samsung.
A LOT of empty seats at Arrowhead, even though it’s presumably sold out. Probably a combination of the rain, the Chiefs throwback uniforms which have the state of Texas on their helmet, and the Chiefs suck . Their kicker is also named Ryan Succop.
Siciliano: “Even Jim Zorn thinks Eric Mangini is in trouble.”
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4:15 games
I am not ashamed that I owned a Cedric Benson bears jersey, and stuck with him until the end. Even after he got a DUI less than a month after his BUI, i said “those austin cops are out to get him!” I’d still take him over Matt Forte, although the fact our names’ share so many letters makes it a tough choice.
In college I would not dare enter a sports bar on Sunday without a Bears jersey on. But now I have no urge to show everyone around me who Im rooting for, no offense: http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kcdwqsrdfy–It-looks-good-on-you-thoughCaddyshack-Rodney-Dangerfield-Al-Czervik-
“Love is a battle field” is playing when I make eye contact with a waitress, either jersey trash or mass hole, w heavy mascarad eyes and a pink, girls-fitting Tom Brady jersey.
Dan Dierdorf prefaces his name “the Great” Al Davis as they cut to a long distance shot of Al Davis in the owners box looking like an older Mr. Burns.
CBS flashes Jamarcus Russell’s 1st qtr stats on the TV screen at Bobby V’s: 5-9, 2ints 1 lost fumble. White guy shouts to black guy in a raiders hoodie sitting across from him at the bar: “it’s not a race thing it’s a weight thing: He’s too fat!” it sounded pretty racist.
If Darren Sharper’s interception can’t lift the people of New Orleans out of their post-Katrina malaise, Im afraid they’re sunk. 44 minutes ago
And Albert Pujols was getting tired of the steroid questions
Source: McGwire to be STL hitting coach… could be the worst PR move in MLB history.
I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: Jake Delhome and Steve Martin have the exact same body language.
Don’t all the wireless providers/manufacturers doing apple rip-off commercials realize it doesn’t matter if it’s overt or subvert, in the end they are giving iPhone free commercials? In the past half hour, Ive seen tmobile, verizon, and sprint running spots that either reference the iPhone directly or are shot in front of the white backdrop. More than anything, i think it is the lack of creativity in advertising agencies that gave birth to the DVR.
RT @ProFootballTalk: Ron Turner deserves plenty of blame for Bears’ struggles http://is.gd/4BphW
2009/11/30 at 11:40 am |
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