Archive for July, 2009

Ish Don’t Cink so.

2009/07/19
british open bradfords
In this photo: Tom Watson (remove tag)Alex Rodriguez (remove tag)Kim Jones (remove tag)
I have to go out to watch the British Open, one of the great stay in bed sporting events bc I have no cable or internet in my apt…on purpose…month 2…and as Brandon flowers sings “I’m doing just fine”
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Yankee fan bartender reluctantly grants my request to Switch audio
“the Yankee game doesn’t start for 3 hours”
“yea but it’s old timer’s day”
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Matt ForanCan’t tell if the Brits want Westood or Watson. Do they know Tom’s 59?
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Matt Foran John Daly is wearing a mumu-windbreaker and chef’s pants.
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Matt Foran@darrenrovell1: No Tiger, No Phil, even Watson can’t save TV Ratings. Brit Open #’s will be worst since ’04 when Todd Hamilton won. about 24 hours agoWe’ll see…
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Matt Foran Im all for saluting Old timer’s, but Baseball fans can be some of the most overly nostalgic backward looking people. Ken burns documentary was a romanticized propoganda…how baseball wants to remember itself.
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Matt Foran Retief goosen as a young man was struck by lightning on a golf course in SA. He woke up naked (clothes burnt off) and with a completely different personality, from a gregarious life of the party type to the silent steeley terminator he is now. That’s a true story I think.
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Matt Foran“he’s so thorough, no stone is left unturned for T Watson”If it were Sergio garcia ” he’s taking a long ass time”
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Matt Foran Has Watson been tested for steroids? Or over-viagraing?
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Matt Foran Tom Watson is a dead wringer for Dave Letterman, before Dave closed the gap in his two front teeth.
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Matt Foran “Tom watson said he could never win a major until he learned to control his heart rate.”
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Matt Foran Old timers game reminds me of MTV rock and jock, except less organized
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Matt Foran Stewart Cink’s green hat green collar combo looks Curtis Strange.
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Matt Foran Someone came in and complained that the old timers game wasn’t on the biggest screen. Tom Watson 59, is leading a major sporting event. But they would rather watch a bunch of 59 year olds play exhibition baseball. Wake up idiots, you are living in the past
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Matt Foran Elementary my dear Watson,  that was prob the worst putt of your life.
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Matt Foran Is there a group holding back technology in sports more than the MLB umpires union?
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Matt Foran “Espn playoff” on screen graphic arrives out of nowhere
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Matt Foran “senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.”

Lloyd Xmas
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Matt Foran Tom Watson…ish don’t cink so
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Matt Foran Was trying to make it to 59 comments but it looks like I’ll come up short
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Untitled

2009/07/17

http://www.youtube.com/matt4n
Also in this video: Dr. Polley (surgeon), and the song Broken Face by the Pixies.

Rush Hospital Craniofacial Center: http://www.rpslmc.edu/rumc/page-1245962418264.html

British Open

2009/07/17

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All-Star Jokes

2009/07/15
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In this photo: Herm Edwards, Directv box II, Directv box I , XBox 360, gorilla tape, bandaid for blister obtained on fourth of july due to too much walking , Reef Bottle Openers, www.facebook.com/matt4n
 
Matt Foran at 20:15 on 14 July
@  Boyles for the all star game. He has 2 tvs
 Matt Foran at 20:19 on 14 July
No “here we go St. Louis” intro for yadier Molina ?
 Matt Foran at 20:37 on 14 July
Michael Strahan is starring in a sitcom about a recently retired NFL player named Michael.
Either this pilot is written by Charlie Kauffman or it should never have been greenlit I did think it was admirable/interesting that they had a handicap actor, you don’t see many main characters in a wheel chair on TV, let alone sitcoms.
 Matt Foran at 20:39 on 14 July
Stan Musial, this year’s obligatory OAP driven around field in a golf cart. What a moment. Stan’s wearing sandles with black socks.
 Matt Foran at 20:40 on 14 July
Obama’s in a SOX jacket and jeans, Brooks Boyer is a crafty fellow.
 Matt Foran at 21:06 on 14 July
Boyle “Roy Halladay should get rocked on purpose, since he’s probably going to end up on a National League World Series contender.”
 Matt Foran at 21:19 on 14 July
they said 44 would be in booth between the 3rd-5th inning. It’s the bottom of the 2nd…staying one step ahead of the terrorists
 Matt Foran at 21:19 on 14 July
he did throw that like a girl/barry zito
 Matt Foran at 21:21 on 14 July
“Every team has a chance this year… except the Nationals”
 Matt Foran at 21:35 on 14 July
New Taco Bell pina colada…for those who already have the tequila
 Matt Foran at 21:36 on 14 July
Iphone commercial: I would never tell my phone to “play songs by jack johnson” and if I did he probably wouldn’t listen. because he’s an itunes genius.
 Matt Foran at 21:45 on 14 July
I guess rum goes in a pina colada, not tequila.
 Matt Foran at 21:56 on 14 July
Funny people seems like much more than the 3rd apatow directed movie.
 Matt Foran at 21:59 on 14 July
 USps should rebrand to netflix delivery men.
 Matt Foran at 22:35 on 14 July
Bob dylan’s son directed the pepsi “forever young” video, so at least it was nepotism on top of selling out.
Matt Foran at 23:08 on 14 July
Ryan Howard just didn’t love his hometown enough.

The Most Independent Movie Ever Made

2009/07/14

Netflix

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/The_Comedians_of_Comedy_The_Movie/70022347?lnkce=seBsLn&trkid=222336&strkid=565649847_0_0&strackid=27a0e01092f879b4_0_srl”>Netflix

Somebody out there loves you

2009/07/13

directv


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